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A Cock Hungry Fuck Doll goes to a Swingers Club

It has been a long time since Sir and I last visited a swingers club. I often find the experiences a bit underwhelming(1) due to the cock to cunt ratio(2). What is the cock to cunt ratio you might ask? Well, most swingers club events are geared towards couples and single women, so there are far are always far more pussies to play with than penises!

However, on some special nights, clubs will also allow single men to attend, providing that they pass screening. These single guy evenings are quite a lot of fun for me, a cock slut, because I get to be greedy and fuck lots of cock(3)! So, when we heard that a local club was having a night where the ratio of cocks to cunts was going to be 3:1, we signed up immediately.

Of course, a special evening filled with cocks, deserves an appropriately cute and slutty outfit. I dressed up in a “Fuck Doll” crop top, a pink latex mini skirt, and pink and black high heels! I also wore a pink “Fuck Toy” collar and my hair in high pigtails.

As for what happened that evening at the club… you’ll have to use your imagination. I don’t kiss and tell.

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(1) I also often find swingers clubs a bit toxic, but I could write a whole separate essay on people’s sexual hygiene practices, how couples treat unicorns, swinger consent culture, etc. and I am trying to keep this (mostly) fun.

(2) I’ve tried to de-gender this a bit by making it a cock:cunt ratio rather than men:women. However, I also use men/male and women/female in this post because I do often find swingers clubs to be quite a cis and heterosexual place. Also, by saying cock and cunt, my intention isn’t trying to dehumanise anyone by referring to them by their genitals. I just really love saying cock and cunt!

(3) I use condoms, before someone stupidly asks if I fuck people bareback at the club.