Topless on a better beach than Bondi
I know this might be a controversial opinion, but Bondi beach isn't my favorite Australian beach! It's always noisy and crowded and the parking is a pain in the butt (public transit to Bondi isn't practical due to the distance from us).
For me, the quiet ocean-side beach that you see in the pictures below is one of my favorites. Here, I can get topless and wear just my sheer g-string without getting hit in the head with a beach ball or having overly curious beachgoers crash my photos. The soft sand, turquoise waters, and seemingly perpetually blue skies certainly makes it a pleasant place to visit too.
I'm going to keep the location of this beach top-secret for now.